Coping With Breakup As You Try To Leave Your Boyfriend

Coping With Breakup

Well, there may come a time, while coping with breakup, when you feel the need to get out of a relationship and you begin wondering how to leave your lover. The first thing you should do is to take an inventory and get clear images in your mind of why you want to leave your lover. You must do this because if you go into your act half baked, you just may be talked out of leaving your lover. You must be of firm mind while coping with breakup and stay focused on how to leave your lover.

Get clear images in your mind of the negatives that spell terminal for your relationship. Make these objections concrete. Visualize an image, a movie of the mind if you will. See your soon-to- be ex doing the objectionable things: Does he snore? Must you continually put logs in your ears to muffle the sound? Do you dream of sawmills and hog snorts?

Coping With Breakup And The Gaseous One

Does he mistake his gas attacks for orgasms? And what has he been eating? Something has died in-side of him and its coming back to life--a vampire sulfide rising from the bowels of my soon-to-be ex-beloved. Get these images firmly planted in mind. This is the first step in preparing your performance of how to dump your boyfriend.

Does he fall into his lumberjack sleep immediately after his once-a-month orgasm? Or does he beg for certain favors before offering you one iota of foreplay? Does he pick his nose? Throw the buggers (hardened snot) on your recently acquired Oriental rug? Does he make soupy, slurpy sounds when he eats, like the pre-teen sucking on the last drops of a chocolate milkshake?

Is he scale challenged at 400 plus? Does his mounds of flesh have mounds? Do you have to send out an SOS to find his penis? Did he remember to take his Viagra? These and other questions should occur to you. Line up these objections so that if he launches a defense you will not even have to think of something to say. You will know what to say...and in the right sequence.

Visualize his delighting in inflicting you with by-products of his filth. Hear his burps, gurgles, wheezing coughs, gags and gargles. Intensify the images. That's it. You have the idea now. Just work on your visualization powers. When you have done the practice as suggested, you will be on your way to knowing and how to dump your boyfriend.

Coping With Breakup While Dumping Your Boyfriend During Dinner

Offer to take him to a nice restaurant. The more posh the better. It is important that you pay the bill, so save up. This is insurance. It is less likely that he will lose control of his temper in an environment like this. After you have finished your dinner, had desert and are sipping your after-dinner drink, pop your declaration: When he objects, begin to list all his offenses keeping everything in a hushed tone.

By your paying the tab, you establish your independence. You are not a cuddly bunny, nor are you a blond bimbo cared for by your sugar daddy. If you maintain your cool, you may not have to cite his obnoxious behavior. Remember, all that listing of negatives is insurance.

A good line is to lean across the table and say in the most sincere tone you can muster: I love you, but I am not in-love with you. How can this be rebutted? Who can object to being loved? The guy cannot very well object to this; moreover, he cannot demand that you fall in love with him. What kind of love would that be? This is a way to dump your boyfriend.

If you want it all to go smoothly, then do some practicing before a mirror prior to your final dining. You can simulate a cheerful face, a sad face, a business face…any face you like except a mocking face. You want no put downs. You will not use your negative list unless it is absolutely necessary. These, then, while coping with breakup, are ways to dump your boyfriend. Go to it.